Alrighty - here's the moment you have all been waiting for!
YOU get to choose what Privy Pete's words of wisdom will be this month for the banner of the website.
Let us know which one of Pete's soundings is your favorite from the following choices:
1. Pete says "Keep it clean, you know what I mean."
2. Pete says "Don't leave yer hand bare, give Privy Paper a tear."
3. "Oh no! You're not gonna buy Privy Paper?":
Pete says "If ya have a chance, get a pet monkey -
you can blame him for smellin' so funky."
Let me know what ya thank - Pete.
Disclaimer: We here at Privy Paper publish Pete's Soundings. We don't necessarily agree with what Pete says or how he says it, but we agree that stocking up on Privy Paper could be a very wise investment. When reading Pete's words, it is necessary to use some southern twang or you won't get the full effect. Its kind of like hearing sounds made from the outhouse. You have to listen real hard. No animals were actually harmed during the making of this blog post, but some did run the other way.
Howdy! Welcome to Sounds From the Outhouse! I'm Privy Pete.